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What do you call an insurance package that only allows for non-anesthesia-using orthodontists?
 
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If the arm of King Henry I of England had been 42 inches long, the unit of measure of a "foot" today would be fourteen inches. But his arm happened to be 36 inches long and he decreed that the "standard" foot should be one-third that length: 12 inches.
Good news for super models. An insurance company is offering  discounts to customers who have a low Body Mass Index. So far the  plan has saved money for an estimated two people.
(Jim Barach)

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