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Second Try
The insurance salesman, trying to start up a conversation with another fella said, "Who is the ugly lady over there?"
The second man said, "Why, that's my wife!"
Trying to get out of an embarrassing situation, the salesman said, "No, not her, the other one!"
The second man said, "That's my daughter!"
In 1878 Wanamaker's of Philadelphia was the first U.S. department store to install electric lighting.
When I was young I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures,
so I did ten times more work.
George Bernard Shaw
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