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Recently launched into the "real world" and shocked by the expenses that came with it, Bob was complaining about the high cost of auto insurance.

"If you got married," teased his friend Brad, "the premium would be lower."

Bob responded, "But wouldn't that be like buying an airline just to get free peanuts?"
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The total area of Denver International Airport is 53 square miles, twice the size of Manhattan Island, New York, and larger than the city boundary of Boston, Miami or San Francisco.
For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. 
~Lily Tomlin

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