The seven-year old girl told her mom,
"A boy in my class asked me to play doctor."
"Oh, dear," the mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?"
"Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company."
Jahangir, a 17th-century Indian Mughal ruler, had 5,000 women in his harem and 1,000 young boys. He also owned 12,000 elephants.
"If you roll out the red carpet for a billionaire, they won't even notice
it. If you roll out the red carpet for a millionaire, they expect it. If you
roll out the red carpet for a thousandaire, they appreciate it. If you roll out the red carpet for a hundredaire, they tell everybody they know."
Patricia Fripp
