"Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company."
"Would you spell that, please?"
"Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you."
"Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor."
In the U.S., 54% of wireless phone users are men and 46% are women.
"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
Johnny Carson