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"Don't Worry"
I was getting into my car when I noticed a dent. On the windshield was a note and a phone number from the driver. "I feel terrible," the woman apologized when I called. "I hit your car as I was pulling into the next parking spot."
"Please don't worry," I said to her. "I'm sure our insurance companies will take care of everything."
"Thank you for your understanding," she said. "You're so much nicer than the man I hit on my way out."
Flamenco dancer Jose Greco took out an insurance policy through Lloyd's of London against his pants splitting during a performance.
"Life is a zoo in a jungle."
- Peter DeVries
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