Can't Stop
An insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive when the brakes suddenly failed on a steep, downhill grade.

"I can't stop!" she shrilled. "What should I do?"

"Brace yourself," advised her husband, "and try to hit something cheap."
On 23 September 1999 NASA scientists lost the $100 million  Mars Climate Orbiter because they instructed the craft in  imperial (inches and feet) instead of metric (metres) measurements. It sent the probe, which was set up for metric  data, off course and burning up in the Mars atmosphere.
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