As an administrative assistant at a chiropractic office, I called an insurance company to verify benefits for a patient. Although the call was important, I couldn't reach a human being, only a recording.
"Thank you for calling," said the message. "Our office will be closed until two o'clock as we enjoy our Customer Appreciation Week Celebration."
Ben Franklin invented crop insurance.
"Your work should be a challenge, not a chore; a blessing, not a bore."
Hal Stewins