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What’s green, has 4 legs and jumps out of its hole on February 2nd? The groundfrog
What is a groundhog’s favorite book?
Holes
What side of the groundhog has the most hair?
The outside
What do you have when you cross a groundhog with a peanut?
An animal who predicts spring and acts like a nut
What should you do if you find a groundhog sleeping in your bed? Sleep somewhere else
Who leaps tall buildings with a single bound?
Superhog
What do you call a groundhog’s laundry?
Hogwash
How do groundhogs smell?
With their noses
Where do sick groundhogs go?
To the hogpital
What do you call a groundhog adopted from the Humane Society?
A poundhog
What do you call a groundhog who eats too much?
A roundhog
What do you call a royal groundhog?
A crowned hog
Groundhog Jokes
"May the sun shine gently on your prairie, and may your groundhog
never see his shadow."
A Groundhog Day Toast!
Groundhogs are also know as "woodchucks", "whistle pigs" and "marmots".
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