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A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theater.
As he lay there breathing heavily, an usher came over and said, "That's very rude of you, sir, taking up three seats. Didn't you learn any manners? Where did you come from?"
The man looked up helplessly and said, "The balcony!"
It takes 17 muscles to smile and 43 to frown.
-Unknown-
On December 16, 1811, an earthquake caused parts of the Mississippi to appear to flow backwards.
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