A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; first, he'd asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down because he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, walking back and forth and never once getting angry. So finally, a second customer asked why didn't they just throw out the pest.

"Oh I don't care." said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
I asked my mailman why my letters were all wet... he said "postage dew".
~Unknown
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership.  He received a $26 million severance package.   Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.
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