A man approached a local person in a village he was visiting.
"What's the quickest way to York?"
The local scratched his head.
"Are you walking or driving?" he asked the stranger.
"I'm driving."
"That's the quickest way!"
Squat Toilet: (contrast flush toilets) where the user puts his or her
feet on feet rests; the user faces the entrance to the stall; it is prevalent in Turkey, found in public buildings
and at motorway services in France, Italy, Balkans and, more often, in the former USSR, especially in Lithuania.
