Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but  when they lit a fire in the craft it sank.

Proving once and  for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
January sparkles. January's bold. January huffs and puffs. January's cold.
~ Unknown
The lowest temperature ever recorded in the world was 129 degrees below 0 at Vostok, Antarctica, on July 21, 1983.
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