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Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all over town. That meant, as a customer service rep for the electric company, I was dispatching repairmen right and left.
When one lineman called a customer to get her exact address, he was told, "I'm at Post Office Box 99."
The weary lineman replied, "Ma'am, I'll be coming to you in a truck, not an envelope."
New moon on its back indicates wind ; standing on its point indicates rain in summer and snow in winter.
- Dr. John Menual
Holyoke, Massachusetts, makes it unlawful to water your lawn when it is raining.
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