Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Timothy wrote, "I am thankfull that I'm not a turkey."
What key has legs and can't open doors?
Turkey.
What sound does a space turkey make?
hubble, hubble, hubble.
Keep your eye off the turkey dressing
It makes him blush!!!!
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!
