How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll tell you at Christmas.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What key has legs and can't open doors?
Tur-key.
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.
Why do turkeys always go "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!
In early colonial times, pumpkins were used as an ingredient for the crust of pies, not the filling.
