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Just a bit of Thanksgiving humor...
Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep
The leftovers beckoned --- The dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation......
The thought of a snack became infatuation.....
So I raced to the kitchen, Flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
 
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground !!
 
I crashed through the ceiling.  Floating into the sky....
With a mouthfull of pudding and a handful of pie,
But I managed to yell as I sored past the trees....................
 
                      HAPPY EATING TO ALL !!
                 PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE !!
You know your family is dysfunctional if  Thanksgiving Dinner consists of Wild Turkey instead of roast turkey.
-Unknown
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The Puritans in America tried to make Thanksgiving Day the most important annual festival instead of Christmas.

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