A golfer took his tee shot and watched the ball sail into the woods. His next shot went into a few trees. He tried again and managed to hit the ball over the fairway and into more trees. Finally, after several more shots, he ended up in a sand trap.
Throughout his ordeal, he was under the watchful eye of the local golf pro.
"What club should I use on this shot?" he asked the pro.
"I don't know," the pro replied. "What game are you playing?"
The only man to win a gold medal in both the Summer and Winter Games is Edward Eagan of the USA, who won the 1920 light-heavyweight boxing title and was a member of the winning four-man bob, in 1932.