A father spoke to his son, "It's time we had a little talk my son. Soon you will have urges and feelings you've never had before. Your heart will pound and your hands will sweat. You'll be preoccupied and won't be able to think of anything else."
The boy stared wide eyed and said, "Yes."
The father continued, "But don't worry, it's perfectly normal. It's called golf."
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
~Bill Cosby (On Tennis)
Tiger Woods' real first name is Eldrick. His father gave him the nickname "Tiger" in honor of a South Vietnamese soldier his father had fought alongside with during the Vietnam War.