Two guys are golfing on a course that is right next to a cemetery.
After they tee off, one of the golfers notices that there is a funeral procession passing by.
So he takes off his hat, and places it over his heart. When the funeral is over, the other golfer looks at the guy and asks, "Why did you do that?"
The man replies, "Well we were married for almost 40 years - It's the least I could do.
"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for
the purpose." - Winston Churchill
Two golf clubs claim to be the first established in the United States: the Foxberg Golf Club, Clarion County, PA (1887) and St. Andrews Golf Club of Yonkers, NY (1888).
