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I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players.  At our first game I called each boy by the number on his uniform.  When I yelled, "Number 5 your time to bat." Jeff Smith came to the plate.  When I called for "Number 7", Steve Heinz jumped up.  Then I yelled for "Number 1," but no one emerged from the dugout.  Again I called for Number 1.  Still no one came forward.

As the umpire looked on, annoyed at this delay of the game, I shouted; "Who's Number 1?"

That's when the whole team yelled, "We are, Coach!  We are!"
Cricket is baseball on valium.
~Robin Williams
Scientists have estimated a fly ball will travel about  seven feet further for every 1,000 feet of altitude. With  an approximate elevation of 1,100 feet, Bank One Ballpark  in Phoenix, Arizona is the second highest facility in the  major baseball leagues; only Coors Field in Denver,  Colorado is higher.

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