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Rattlesnakes
My husband was playing golf with our town's fire chief when he hit a ball into the rough. As he headed for the brush to find his ball, the chief warned him, "Be careful, the rattlesnakes are out." The chief explained that calls had been coming in all week asking for assistance with removing the snakes.
"You've got to be kidding," was the astonished reply. "People actually call the fire department to help them with rattlesnakes? What do you say to them?"
"Well," said the chief, "the first thing I ask is, 'Is the snake on fire?'"
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up'.
~Joe Namath
Gene Sarazen, a golfer from several generations ago, set the record for the fastest golf drive: 120 mph.
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