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You've Got To Be Kidding
I was with my husband at a footballl game when I decided to
get myself some tacos.  As I stood up, my husband asked
me to buy him a beer.  The young clerk at the concession
stand asked to see verification of age.

"You've got to be kidding," I said.  "I'm almost 40 years old." 
She apologized, but she said she had to insist.

When I showed her my driver's license, the clerk served me
the beer. "That will be $4.25."

I gave her $5 and told her to keep the change.  "The tip's for
carding me," I said.

She put the change into her tip cup.  "Thanks," she said. 
"Works every time."
It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.  ~Sandy Lyle
In 1986 Danny Heep became the first player in a World Series to be a designated hitter (DH) with the initials "D.H."

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