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Good Dentist?
A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.
The other remarked that he too had gone to Dr. Taylor a few years before.
"Is that so?" the first said. "Did he do a good job?"
"Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a shot," he said. "The ball must have been going 200 mph when it hit me in the stomach. That," he added, "was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
Tessenjutsu is a deadly martial art in Japan that is based solely on the use of a fan.
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