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Golfer
A talkative golfer complained to a friend one day about a rude fellow who was in the clubhouse with him.
"The man must have yawned four or five times while I was talking," he said.
"Maybe he wasn't yawning," the friend commented.
"Maybe he was trying to say something
A gold medal is a nice thing - but if you're not enough without it, you'll never be enough with it.
~From Cool Runnings
At Jack Russell Stadium in Clearwater, Florida, on June 26, 1985, organist Wilbur Snapp played "Three Blind Mice" following a call by umpire Keith O'Connor. The umpire was not amused, and saw to it that Mr. Snapp was ejected from the game.
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