A talkative golfer complained to a friend one day about a rude fellow who was in the clubhouse with him.
"The man must have yawned four or five times while I was talking," he said.
"Maybe he wasn't yawning," the friend commented.
"Maybe he was trying to say something
At Jack Russell Stadium in Clearwater, Florida, on June 26, 1985, organist Wilbur Snapp played "Three Blind Mice" following a call by umpire Keith O'Connor. The umpire was not amused, and saw to it that Mr. Snapp was ejected from the game.