A three-year-old regularly watched football games with his father. So much so, that he knew some of the signals the referee makes.
On a recent Sunday, the three-year-old attended church with the family. As the pastor raised his hands high to offer a blessing, the child interrupted the service by shouting, "Touchdown!"
"I used to be a heavy gambler.
But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind." - Steve Allen
