BONE UP ON YOUR KNOWLEDGE WITH THIS STIMULATING QUESTIONNAIRE.
(1) What does the average Mississippi State player get on his SATs?
-----Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
-----A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get an LSU cheerleader into your dorm room?
-----Grease her hips and push like crazy.
(4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?
-----Pay him for the pizza.
(5) Why do the Auburn cheerleaders wear bibs?
-----To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
(6) Why is the Vandy football team like a possum?
-----Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of a Florida football player's life?
-----His freshman year.
(8) How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
-----None . . . that's a sophomore course at Ole Miss.
(9) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
-----Lexington, Kentucky. He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash . . . )
10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
-----You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
