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Yard Sale
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief
spends less than my wife did.
-- Unknown
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The first suburban shopping mall was opened in 1922 by National Department Stores in Saint Louis.
A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale, and said to her, "My husband is going to be very angry I stopped at a yard sale."
"I'm sure he'll understand when you tell him about all the bargains you found," her friend replied.
"Normally, yes," she said. "But he just broke his leg, and he's waiting for me to take him to the hospital to have it set."
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