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Toys'R'Them ....
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."
-Peter Ustinov
The A & P was the first chain-store business to be established. It began in 1842.
Two construction workers were sitting in a bar one day,
drinking a few beers. The bartender noticed that they
were intent on something on their table, but couldn't see
what it was. Suddenly, both men jumped up, high-fived
each other, and shouted, "Fifty-five!"

Curious, the bartender went over to see what they were
doing. "Did somebody win a bet?" he asked.

One of the construction workers replied, "No, but we
stopped at Toys R Us on the way over and got a puzzle.
It says right on the box '2 to 4 years,' but we got it
done in fifty-five minutes!"

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