In 1899, a pharmacist named George Bunting blended his own cold cream, which, in addition to removing makeup and relieving sunburn, gained popularity for its ability to cure eczema. The product's claim of "No Eczema" led to its name, Noxzema.
Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realized that it
was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
He drove to the mall, ran to the toy store and asked the shop
assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she replied, "Which Barbie?" She
continued, "We have Barbie Goes To The Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes To
The Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes To
The Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Night clubbing for $19.95, and
Divorced Barbie for $255.00".
Ralph asked, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $255.00 when all the others
are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious" the sales lady said. "Divorced Barbie comes with
Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture".
