Blonde Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry; I don't understand who you are talking about".
Blonde Caller: "On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the computer from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning.
Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
“What if Alexander Graham Bell's name were Alexander Graham Siren? The phone wouldn't ring, it would GO OFF!! EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! HELLO! HELLO!!”
In the first month of the Bell Telephone Company's existence in 1877, only six telephones were sold.