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Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty four AM by his ringing telephone. . .
"Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said his angry neighbor.
Bernard thanked the caller politely.
The next morning at precisely four forty four AM Bernard called his neighbor back . . .
"Good morning, Mr. Williams.... Just called to say that I don't *have* a dog."
Dog Calls
“Stay humble. Always answer your phone - no matter who else is in the car.”
Two days before Alexander Graham Bell married Mabel Hubbard in 1877, he gave her 99 percent of his company shares as a wedding gift. He kept a mere ten for himself.
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