The telephone rang in the Hollywood director's office. A sexy voice spoke, "I'm getting married tomorrow." He recognized the voice of his leading lady. "And I've promised to give up motion pictures."
"Maybe I can get them to hold up production," he said. "How long do you think it'll last?"
The most common telephone exchange number on television is 555.
Loafing needs no explanation and is its own excuse.
~Christopher Morley