Two actors who haven't seen each other in several weeks run in to each other on the street.
1st Actor: Haven't seen you in a while, how's everything going?
2nd Actor: Pretty good. Two weeks ago I got a call from a lawyer in Florida. It seems I had an aunt that I never knew about that died and left me $2,000,000.
#1: That's great!
#2: Yeah. And then last week I hit the lottery and won $7,000,000.
#1: That's wonderful!
#2: Yeah, but this week, nothing!
Clark Gable had no teeth; he wore dentures - which bothered the actresses he worked with. "His false teeth were just too much," complained Grace Kelly. And Vivien Leigh swore she would quit doing love scenes with him in Gone With the Wind "unless he washed out his mouth."
"Forget it. No Civil War picture ever made a nickel."
- MGM executive, advising against investing in Gone With The Wind.
