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Two Mexican Detectives
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
"How was he killed?" asked one detective.
"With a golf gun,"the other detective replied.
"A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"
"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."
"If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
--Johnny Carson
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Dominica, Mexico, Zambia, Kiribati, Fiji and Egypt all have birds on their flags.
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