A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many.
Then, he discovered the problem - a 10-year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.
Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.
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The Capitol Building in Washington D.C. has 365 steps...one for each day of the year. So be careful - you could break your neck if you happen to visit during leap year.