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The Old Junker
His beloved old white convertible was in deplorable shape, but he refused to get rid of it. So when the old junker was stolen from his office parking lot, his family was delighted. Nonetheless, they called the police and filed an insurance claim.
Their relief was short-lived, within an hour an officer was on the phone. "We found the car less than a mile away," he said, trying to restrain himself. "It had a note on it that read, 'Thanks anyway, we'd rather walk.'"
A T-shirt reads,
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."
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In Winston-Salem, North Carolina, it is against the law for children under seven years of age to go to college.
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