A policeman saw a man dressed in full cowboy garb -- hat, chaps, duster, six-shooters, boots and spurs -- standing on a street corner in a busy city.
He approached the cowboy and asked him his name.
"Call me Tex!" was the cowboy's reply.
"Well, Tex, where are you from, Texas?" the policeman
asked.
"Nah, I'm from Louisiana, but I couldn't very well have you call me Louise!"
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
-- Unknown
In Wyoming it is illegal to tattoo a horse with the intent of making it unrecognizable to its owner.