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Stop Sign
Driving my car one afternoon, I rolled through a stop sign. I was pulled over by a police officer who recognized me as his former English teacher.
"Mrs. Brown," he said, "those stop signs are periods, not commas."
Procrastination gives you something to look forward to.
-- unknown
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In West Virginia it is illegal to dig for ginseng on your neighbor's lawn without their permission.
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