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Speeding
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of Handcuffs.
You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow.
~Oscar Levant, explaining his way out of a speeding ticket
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It is against the law in Oregon to fish with canned corn.
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