Sleeping Juror
A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination when he stopped and said: "Your honor, a juror is asleep."

The judge ruled: "You put him to sleep; you wake him up."
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It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep in Logan County, Colorado.

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