Pull Over!
"Hey, you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop. The lady complied,  and she was fined seventy-five dollars for not wearing a seatbelt.

She went home in great anxiety lest her husband, who always examined her checkbook, should learn of the incident. Then inspiration struck and she marked the check stub, "One pullover: $75."
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