As he was driving home from work, a man in a rural community was stopped by a local police officer. The motorist, informed that he had failed to come to a full stop at a stop sign, was handed a ticket.
"Don't I get a warning?" he protested.
The officer replied, "Sure. Here's your warning: If you don't come to a complete stop next time, I'll give you another ticket."
"The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!"
The record for the world’s worst drivers is a toss-up between two candidates: First, a 75-year-old man who received 10 traffic tickets, drove on the wrong side of the road four times, committed four hit-and-run offenses, an caused six accidents, all within 20 minutes on October 15, 1966. Second, a 62-year-old woman who failed her driving test 40 times before passing it in August, 1970 (by that time, she had spent over $700 in lessons, and could no longer afford to buy a car).