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Break In
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.
"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
DETECTIVERSE 2
STRICTLY FROM HUNGER
SAID THE BURGLAR, "I RARELY SEE RED.
WITH MY FLASHLIGHT THERES NOTHING TO DREAD-
EXCEPT A CAT WIDE AWAKE
AT THE TIME OF THE TAKE
WHO MEOWS THAT IT WANTS TO BE FED."
-CHARLOTTE TOBIE -
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In North Dakota it is illegal to keep an elk in a sandbox in your backyard.
