The traffic officer stopped the woman. "Here's my driver's license and picture," she said.
"You know something," replied the policeman. "This is one of the finest, most realistic pictures I've ever seen. I'm glad to see you aren't one of those vain women who have the photos retouched to remove all the lines in their face."
"Sir," she replied, "you are looking at my thumb print."
Don't tell your two year old she's driving you nuts. She just might say, 'Mama nuts', to everyone she meets.
- Jan Blaustone
