A guy raises his glass and toasts his blonde girlfriend. "May you be in Heaven a half-hour before the devil knows you're dead!"
"What's that mean?"
"That is an authentic Irish toast."
"Oh. In that case, here's to bread, eggs and cinnamon."
"Bread, eggs and cinnamon? What's that?"
"That's French toast."
When the wind is howlin' in everyone's ears, May you hear a soft, lilting breeze. And if the rain is crashin' down, may it only be dew at your knees. If the ground 'neath your feet should quiver and shake, I hope you'll be standin' with ease. And never go hungry or wantin' for much; May God grant you all that you need! -Irish Blessing
Irish Coffee: Black coffee, sugar and Irish whiskey topped with whipped cream. Irish coffee was supposedly created in the early 1950s by Joe Sheridan, a bartender at the Shannon Airport. It was publicized by travel writer Stanton Delaplane after he discovered it during his travels.
