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A lady placed an ad in the classifieds :

"Husband wanted."

The next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:

"You can have mine."
Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. 
~Nathaniel Hawthorne
Since 1847, Benjamin Franklin and George Washington have  appeared on more stamps than any other Americans.

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