A husband and wife were involved in a petty argument, both of them unwilling to admit they might be in error.
"I'll admit I'm wrong," the wife told her husband in a
conciliatory attempt, "if you'll admit I'm right."
He agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go first.
"I'm wrong," she said.
With a twinkle in his eye, he responded, "You're right!"
Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.
~Francis Rodman
69% of men say that they would rather break up with a girl in private rather than in public.