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Sleep Talking
A wife and husband both talked in their sleep.
She loved auctions; his hobby was golf.
The other night, the man yelled, "Fore!"
His wife yelled back, "Four Fifty!"
Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
~Oscar Wilde
On the old Canadian 2 dollar bill,the flag flying over the Parliament Building is NOT an American flag.
