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No Deposit No Return
At my friends' wedding reception, the groom stood to say a
few words. He turned to his bride's mother. "You've given
me a gift," he began, "a gift that..."
Here he paused in thought, whereupon his mother-in-law
completed the sentence, "That you can't return!"
Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools.
~William Congreve
Nobody knows who built the Taj Mahal. The names of the architects, masons, and designers that have come down to us have all proved to be latter-day inventions, and there is no evidence to indicate who the real creators were.
